Steps to follow to become a pisach

I’m  a vampire .Yes it is true. How I become a vampire I will tell you later.I live in north India here we are called PISACH. My day changed from that day when I met a sweet handsome pandit( hindu priest). He is also a pisach . I will not tell u my exact location. But I will tell you how to become a vampire,my English is not so good so excuse me.They learned the procedure from a secret book.This dark art has been revealed by a rich hindu landowner who find a book from the library of a dannish king..  If u become vampire you can still be a ordinary man but you will get more power and gain more height,you will become much  younger than your mates of same age, you never become bald, you don’t need any sex, you will always satisfied.But to become a vampire a very difficult task . I give you the procedure, I will no longer be responsible for your nature but you will become lone like me.

       1 ) Atfirst become bald.- go to a saloon and become bald. Then u need  11 ounce ASHES(HUMAN OR      GOAT).mixed it with water( 1 glass) in a silver pot.then recite this prayer in Sanskrit(“rakhshasam mamo  debom,pitrivam raktom mamo rashom”)108 times. Then go to nearest pool or pond  at night and deliver this ashes to the pool or river water reciting “mamo shapat(3times)”. Now u swear to become a pisach you have successfully completed your 1^st step.also fast that night drink only water  . sleep in a cool place wearing a metal ring , on that day you will have some bad dream or so don’t bother it.

 2)   Now as u declare to become a pisach(vampire), you have to maintain a strict discipline in 25 sun days.175 days. Atfirst don’t ejaculate or stay away from any kind of sexual activity during this 175 days , eat a large amount of  soybean and fast  at least 1 day in a week, do “gomukhasana”  to suppress sex urge, don’t worship any Idols (jesus or whatever).now on the 67^th day onwards you will have a strange thirst(deep internal) you have to drink now blood onwards. Only drink bloods of calf blood (pure with a  teaspoon lemon juice and salt little bit).I don’t tell you to drink human blood but you know........only drink mammel’s blood(fresh) but first time  must drink a calf blood.Now u will see that u become very power full at the end of 175th  days.but you will have some thirst(strange and soul full ) . You have to suppress that thirst by drinking mammel  blood with salt.now after the end of 175^th days create a small star shape with clay, take a little water from the pond where you have sweared, and wash the star shape in front of your house reciting “ papom tishta sahasjjyom debam”.now on you become a pisach no one will want to kill you unless they know that you are a 'pisach' so keep this as a secret  . Don’t tell this procedure to anyone, don’t pollute this dark art otherwise you will be prosecuted.It was written that you have to kill the first calf whose blood you want to drink.